I have been forced into action. My daughter called last night with the news that she is bringing her young man home on February 10 because he wants to meet her father. While I applaud the unusually good manners of said young man, as well as his mother for teaching him such gentlemanly behavior, I am now faced with the prospect of finally taking down ALL of the Christmas decorations. After all, it will be February when they come.
I think my husband may have secretly messaged her, telling her to take drastic measures to propel me away from the computer. When I went into the storage room to get the boxes for the nativities, I found the Christmas wreath which used to adorn the porch door hanging on the wardrobe. He must have put it there. There is no other plausible explanation. I fear a nefarious plot has been hatched.
I fail to understand their problem. I took the tree down two weeks ago!