TMI, Matt Damon

“Anybody have any idea what invention has saved more lives than any other in the history of humankind?” asks Matt Damon. He answers his own question with, “The toilet.” That would seem to be a good thing to me.

However, Matt Damon, the Oscar-winning actor, feels that we should all refrain from using toilets until the entire world has access to clean water and sanitation. His video is humorous and tongue-in-cheek, but his campaign is quite serious. He wants to raise awareness of the 780 million people who lack access to clean water and the 2.5 billion people who do not have toilets or basic sanitation.

To support‘s cause, Damon announced, “In protest of this global tragedy and until this issue is resolved … I will not go to the bathroom.”

Really? You won’t go, Matt, or you won’t use a toilet? I have lived with IBS and colitis for forty years, and I don’t think the man realizes what he is pledging to do. I actually have stopped my car and gone in the woods, and all it really raised my awareness of was poison ivy, snakes, and people protecting their posted land with shotguns.

Since this problem will never be solved completely, will Damon actually eschew using toilets for the rest of his life? Stay tuned, folks. Damon is turning back the clock two hundred years. Although John Harington invented a precursor to the modern flush toilet system in 1596, toilets did not come into widespread use until the late nineteenth century.

Thomas Crapper, promoter of the valveless waste preventer

Thomas Crapper, promoter of the valveless waste preventer

So, did Pemberley have flush toilets? No. Joseph Bramah of Yorkshire patented the first practical water closet in England in 1778, and George Jennings took out a patent for the flush-out toilet in 1852. It really wasn’t until Thomas Crapper & Co. opened the world’s first bath, toilet and sink showroom that the concept became popular. In a time when bathroom fixtures were barely spoken of, Crapper, a visionary and my personal hero, heavily promoted sanitary plumbing and pioneered the concept of the bathroom fittings showroom.

In the 1880s, Prince Edward (later Edward VII) acquired Sandringham House in Norfolk and hired Thomas Crapper & Co. to supply the plumbing, which included thirty lavatories with cedarwood seats and enclosures, thus giving Crapper his first Royal Warrant. Further warrants from Edward as king and from George V, both as Prince of Wales and as king, were forthcoming, and an entrepreneur changed plumbing as we know it.

I’m not really making fun of Matt Damon and his worthy goal. Actually, yes, I am, but I still think his idea is thought provoking. If we give up toilets because many people of Asia and Africa don’t have them, shall we also give up cars and modern houses for the same reason? How about food, central air and heat, and refrigeration?

What do you think?

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About Robin Helm

Robin Helm's latest work is Understanding Elizabeth, a stand-alone Regency Romance. She joined three other JAFF authors for a best selling Christmas anthology - A Very Austen Christmas. After publishing all three volumes of The Guardian Trilogy: Guardian, SoulFire, and Legacy, she published the Yours by Design Series: Accidentally Yours, Sincerely Yours, and Forever Yours. She and her husband have two adult daughters, two sons-in-law, two granddaughters, a grandson, and a Yorkie Poo named Toby.

4 thoughts on “TMI, Matt Damon

  1. Laura Hile

    It’s the little things …

    As much as I enjoy stories from long ago, I cling to modern conveniences. Modern medicine and dentistry top the list, but you’ve reminded me of a basic convenience I take for granted.


    1. Robin Helm

      To me it’s odd that Damon does not realize that abandoning modern sanitation could lead to disease in this country. There is a reason we have sewers and don’t dump waste straight onto the soil.


  2. Susan Kaye

    I”m big on soap and pain reliever as modern lifesavers. I think Mr. Damon will likely be militating for low flow toilets that don’t waste water. I understand this is parody, but I just wonder how many toilets are in the Damon household.


    1. Robin Helm

      I would suppose he owns more than one home with a total minimum of ten toilets. I don’t see how he would be able to give up using toilets on a movie set. Will they really want him to break the health laws? Also, giving up modern sanitation will not help the people who don’t have it. I wonder how much money he has given to build and maintain sanitation systems in those countries.

      Having clean water to drink is a bigger deal to those people than having toilets.



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